Moist vagina breath.
(via paulina)
moist is my least favourite word in the english language.
you only hate moist because you hate woman, vaginas, and cake.
that’s right, i hate woman. not women, but woman.
and you know very well that i love both vaginas AND cake, and some combination of the two has been my dream for the last several years.
No, you hate woman because moister is vital to there comfort during sexy-time. And you hate vagoos and cake because they are inherently moist.
